Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 16, 2023

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    I need a burrito  9 months ago

    Never thought about it that way

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    mccollunsky  9 months ago

    Miles joke didn’t even reach an inch.

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    batmanwithprep  9 months ago

    And what’s so fun about fun-sized candy? King size is where the REAL fun is!

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    Templo S.U.D.  9 months ago

    They’re so on different wavelengths of humor.

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    kaffekup   9 months ago

    If this is set in the ‘80s, he’s an early Seinfeld. The show started on 7/5/89.

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    Skeezix's Birth Father  9 months ago

    If the burglar of hamburgers is named Hamburglar, what would a burglar who is a hamburger be named?

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    danketaz Premium Member 9 months ago

    Much depends on whether or not you ate the toy.

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member 9 months ago

    “I’ll let you know when I observe any.” That is a great comeback.

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    Ida No  9 months ago

    You get them if you keep Mom happy.

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    markkahler52  9 months ago

    You’re happy to have had something to eat!

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    bookworm0812  9 months ago

    I thought the toy made the kids happy.

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    Ellis97  9 months ago

    And what’s the deal with Burger King? They want you to have it your way, but they won’t let you have your food prepared your way.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8c1dcd]  9 months ago

    downright Seinfeldian.

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    rickicker  9 months ago

    Seinfeld bass line drops

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    rickicker  9 months ago

    Every nine-year-old believed they’re the next Seinfeld. Few actually made it. Most just never outgrew it and turned their materials into Dad Jokes instead.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  9 months ago

    are we missing word balloons ?

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    kjpodsia Premium Member 9 months ago

    And now we know what Statler and Waldorf were like as kids.

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    doctorwho29  9 months ago

    I think they make you happy. I know it worked that way with me

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    AndrewSihler  9 months ago

    Miles has a good point, though I’m unsure what “observational humor” is.

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    stamps  9 months ago

    You vill be happy!

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