Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 08, 2022

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    Three Steps Over Japan  4 months ago

    “Never answer direct questions!” Advice to live by.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Running for Miles.

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    danketaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Maybe you’ll meet Prince Albert in the can.

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    Chrysi Cat Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yes, that’s what one variety of cordless phone looked like around 1988.

    I also now have vindication for folks who thought I was wrong when telling them that this same phone, seen in the online-only era, wasn’t a walkie-talky.

    ‘Course, I’m more used to the ones that had a handset that had a shape closer to the one on a Trimline phone and lay flat in the cradle—so there, the mouthpiece would have been thinner than the rest of the phone.

    This one stands up on its charger just like a modern landline phone.

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Miles is such a goody two shoes.

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    1953Baby  4 months ago

    when my mother was a youngster (1920s), the telephone joke was: “have you got SirWalter Raleigh in a can? Well, you better let him out. . .” (I think Sir Walter Raleigh was a brand of tobacco. . .)

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    jaydogg187  4 months ago

    I channel the wisdom of Weird Al with:“You ask if their refrigerator is running, Then you tell them they should go out and catch it. Buddy if they ever figure out where you were calling them from, They’d come and bust your head right in with a ratchet.

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    briggs.roy078  4 months ago

    We’d order pizzas to people’s houses.

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    As You Wish (ex Stillfickled) Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is Miles any relation to Wallace the Brave?

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    asrialfeeple  4 months ago

    I’m looking for an Al Last name Coholic

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