Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 23, 2021

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    Ida No  over 1 year ago

    My dad used to use the same joke back in the 60’s. He hasn’t grown up much.

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    Type B  over 1 year ago

    cold cold cold cold very very very collllllllddddd its like a blizzard!!! actually I’m not all that surprised.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Don’t worry about it. Leave that to your kids.

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    tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    To do a complete job, you’d want to get 90-150K separate hairs cut. The barber will give you a package deal.

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    AlnicoV   over 1 year ago

    Dad jokes. Don’t try to figure it out, just keep your mouth shut and let the crickets talk for you.

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    HappyDog{ᴰᵒ ᵁ ᴿᵉᵃᵈ ᴮᵒᶻᵒˀ} Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Never repeat a joke that you don’t understand.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Be worried Miles. Be really worried.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Some guys look better with long hair.

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    LawrenceS  over 1 year ago

    I’m gonna call “I need a haircut.” and “I need a hair cut.” a homophones – words/phrases sounding the same but not having the same meaning (pear, pare, pair).

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    GabiLaser  over 1 year ago

    So for a Mohawk haircut, you pay double, right?

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    theincrediblebulk  over 1 year ago

    “I need a haircut. Only one? How many haircuts do you think i need? All of them.”

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    diskus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I do need hairs cut

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    Miles, the punchline is, “Why not get them all cut?”

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    kaffekup   over 1 year ago

    Ok, here’s the original joke.

    “Did you get a haircut?”

    “No, I got them all cut!”

    BTW, I haven’t had one for a year and a half. I found out I could use my beard trimmer by feel.

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    Blue Berry  over 1 year ago

    look at the first comic strip and look at the current one, WOW what an improvement

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yep, Tauhid has definitely refined his style-looks fantastic now, and also publishing more frequently.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In German, it would be, “Ich muss mir die Haare schneiden lassen.”

    I must get my hairs cut.

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