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Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 07, 2020

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    Algolei I  about 1 year ago

    The burrito guy just hung around drunk people.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 year ago

    An exhausted mother of twins wasn’t producing enough to keep them fed, looked at a cow and calf, and said “I know how this works,”

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    kaffekup   about 1 year ago

    The first guy to eat a raw oyster…

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    Three Steps Over Japan  about 1 year ago

    Kids are too young to understand. You need to ask a college student. “Here, hold my beer.”

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    AlnicoV   about 1 year ago

    Terry Pratchett suggested that at one point it was eat this disgusting thing or starve, a few generations later it was a local delicacy.

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    Michael G.  about 1 year ago

    How can you tell if the yogurt’s gone bad?

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    RW Holly  about 1 year ago

    Comedian David Brenner did a bit on this! He said the first person to drink milk was the bravest person alive. David: Think about it. That guy said, “See that animal? I’m gonna chase it down, squeeze one of those things, and whatever comes out, I’m gonna drink it!”

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    Wlly Blly  about 1 year ago

    Following this logic, the coolest guy in the history of the world was the first one to eat a crab. How hungry would you have had to have been, to eat one in the first place? Seriously, there was NOTHING else?

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    ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ)  11 months ago

    Imagine how the first guy to eat blue cheese must’ve felt…

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    doctorwho29  8 months ago

    Calvin covered this in one of the funniest strips ever. He mused to Hobbes the guy must have said “I think I’ll squeeze these and drink whatever comes out”

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