Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 05, 2022
May 04, 2022
May 06, 2022
Transcript:
"Trust is a rare thing. How many people to you completely trust? One? Maybe two?" "Maybe nobody at all." "Whoa, you don't trust ME?" "You tried to sell me to science once." "Sure. Bring that up again." "Ten minutes ago she couldn't keep her mouth shut."
W.C. Fields did a hilarious skit where a ventroliquist in a bar sells his “talking” dog. The dog is offended and swears to never speak again.