Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 23, 2021
"What's wrong, Billy?" "I'm writing an undeclaration of independence. I don't want to be branded a traitor." "I didn't realize until you told me that in creating my own country I was also committing treason." "Billy, I was only teasing you. Your declaration was written in crayon. No one in their right mind would take it seriously." "Cheney, add Billytopia to the Axis." "Gladly."