Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 22, 2021
"I just mailed off my declaration of independence this morning and I gotta say, it feels good having my own country." "You've got guts, Billy. Even with the threat of your declaration being read as an act of treason, you still went through with it." "Um, yeah, I ain't 'fraid no treason. I'm just curious, what do you think treason means?" "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE FOR MY BELIEFS!!"