Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 17, 2021
"I should take a cue from our forefathers. If I don't like the way things are run, I should declare my own independence." "I could make a new country completely devoid of corporate control. We'd finally have a government that is truly for the people and by the people." "How 'bout it, Cow? You wanna be one of the first citizens of 'The United Provinces of Billytopia'?" "OK, but only if we can name the capital IstanBULL, wait no, COWstantinople."