Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 14, 2021
"Life is hard and you have to be tougher than the next person if you want to survive, so you have to take what you want when you want it, cuz no one is going to give it to you." "Is that why you stole that garden gnome?" "Yes." "I mean, kind of. This particular gnome I acquired for 35 cents at a garage sale, but at that price I might as well have stolen it." "The price tag says ten dollars." "And worth every penny. Now leave me alone."