Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 24, 2021
"Why'd you do that?! What's the matter with you?!" "Oh, and we were supposed to go our whole lives and not know how many grasshoppers fit in your underwear drawer?" "GRRRR!" "What?" "So I learned I can fit 12 grasshoppers in my mouth at one time." "Oh, so that's what just flew out of your nose."