Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 22, 2021
Transcript:
"This just isn't working." "Maybe it's for the best that I can't read minds." "After all, our thoughts are secret and unedited. I may not always like what I hear." "Villy is a noron." "Apparently, in our thoughts, B's sound a lot like V's and M's sound like N's." "Get out of ny nind!!" "You stink at ventriloquy." "No, I awesone!!"
It always bugged me when Mom insisted she knew what I was thinking. She was always wrong. I guess she had a really messed up childhood.