Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 14, 2021
Transcript:
"Sun Tzu says to 'Know your enemy'. If we are going to catch a leprechaun, we need to get into his head." "So I jotted down this list of what I know about leprechauns." ENEMY Irish, short, rich, likes dinosaurs "You wrote down that they like dinosaurs?" "I figured that was a safe bet, cuz everyone likes dinosaurs." "So, how does knowing that a leprechaun likes dinosaurs help us?" "Something tells me if we find one we'll find the other." "OK, that's probably right."
If you know your enemy, the battle is half won
If you know your self the battle is half won
If you know your enemy and your self, the battle is won before it is begun
Billy is screwed