Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 04, 2020
"RAHHHHH!!!" CHSH FWING SPLUT FWING FLRF "Ha, you should've seen the look on your faces. Priceless." "I waited outside all night for the new falling snow to blanket me and then I waited all morning and early afternoon for you guys to sit by the tree like you are now. And I know technically my surprise would have been better if my tendons were not frozen and I'd actually hit you with the snowballs I just threw..." "...But that look was priceless. And by priceless I mean however much it'll costs for the doctors to attach pig toes where mine used to be." "Pigs have hooves." "Priceless."