Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 16, 2020
"The bears are at it again. I'm gonna need immediate evac." thp, thp, thp "Roger that, Billy. I'm coming." "I have visual confirmation." thp, thp, thp ROAR! "Watch out! They've got anti-aircraft!" THUNK fwoosh thp, thp, thp "Whoah, that was close." thp, thp, thp GARRRR "Aw man, they got my math homework. We gotta go back." "No can do. We bear-ly made it was it is." XxYyZz "You could have just said your dog ate it." "I don't have a dog."