Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 10, 2020
Transcript:
"Do you think monkeys will ever learn to talk and take over the world?" "Y'know, like they did in 'Planet of the Apes'." "Monkeys learning to talk and taking over humanity? No, I wouldn't worry about talking monkeys." "Yes, talking monkeys are the least of your worries." "I'm watching you."
Considering how much beef I’ve eaten, I never turn my back on bovine. They might have a grudge.