Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 09, 2019
Ding-Dong "Oh, hey, Martin." "Hi, Tracy, is Billy home?" "No, I haven't seen him. He's probably out with that cow of his." "Oh, wow, really? Man, that's not cool." "Yeah, we were supposed to play Super-Mega-Robot buddies today. I brought over Super-Mega-Robot buddy Jim and everything." "Kinda weird...Billy would rather hang out with cows and people?" "Yeah, it's like so totally weird." "Say, I can't interest you in an afternoon of playing Super-Mega-Robot buddies?" "Did you just ask me on a 'robot-buddy' play date?" "Yes, but it sounds a lot more pathetic when you say it."