Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 12, 2015
"For the sake of mankind, nerds to unionize." "Nerds are never the aggressors, but they tend to work for those who are. In order to keep new technology away from those who are evil, nerds must unite." "Yes, but who will lead them?" "Shatner." "He's like a nerd Hoffa."