Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 16, 2009
Martin says, "I'm running out of supernatural creatures to be and I still don't have a girlfriend. What gives?" Billy says, "maybe it just boils down to being yourself. I mean, do you really want all the pressure of keeping up a fake persona?" Martin says, "You're right, Billy. I want a girl who likes me for me. If I'm patient, the right girl will come along." Billy says, "But not at this school. Merman kinda ruined that." Martin says, "Maybe I'll try a goblin with chiseled abs."