Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 13, 2008
Billy says, "I found the new year's resolution loophole. All you have to do is resolve to do something you would normally do anyway." Billy says, "Like, I resolve to, I dunno, not punch squirrels in 2009." Cow says, "Like him?" Billy says, "AAGGGH!!" whap!! Cow says, "You punched a squirrel!" Billy says, "It's ok, it's still 2008!"