Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 08, 2008
"I can't bear to read the news anymore. Crisis after crisis, it's all too depressing." "From now on I will live in an information-less bubble where world events can't ruin my day." pung! pung! "Those are all 'star' magazines." "Just one more look at who has cottage cheeze lard lumps!!" pung!