Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 07, 2008
"First it's high-fructose corn syrup! Now I find out how bad margarine and non-dairy coffee creamer are! Why isn't this stuff regulated?! Why isn't the FDA shouting this from the rooftops?!" "GAHHHH!!" Thunk! Thunk! "What's wrong with creamer?" "I think he inhaled his blow-dart." "Heghh!!"