Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 28, 2008
"I'm sick of being bombarded by election ads. 'I'm so-and-so and I approve this message.' Well, you know what, I don't approve!!" "I'm tired of you promisin' one thing on the tv and then doin' whatever you once yer elected it's a buncha hooey!!" "So I ain't votin' for you, them or anybody! I'm boycottin'! There approve that message!!" "Does this boycott have anything to do with the fact that you're eight?" "Maybe, sorta, ok entirely!!"