Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 10, 2008
"The fourth and final key to 'surviving the future, today' is..." "...Rock-hard abs. good core muscles will be very helpful in a future that will literally be survival of the fittest." "Now everyone grab your 'surviving the future, today' ab stone. Rrrrr!" "I'm sorry, but an ab workout?" "Trust me, we're gonna sell way more copies this way. One!"