Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 16, 2008
"As I grow up and family roles change, will I someday be the dad with kids of my own? Or will I be the wildly successful, jet-setting uncle who everyone is jealous of and who has a story for every occasion?" "Or will you be a widely avoided, pasture-sitting uncle who wears the same clothes every day and still babbles his inanities to farm animals?" "But successful right?" "You run a lemonade stand and people buy out of pity." "Yeah! In yer face, family!!"