Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 15, 2008
"Why can't people see the link between high-fructose corn syrup and the rise in obesity and diabetes?" "Spreadin' myths 'bout Ma Sweetener makes Mr. Corny sad." "I'm roamin' America convincin' folks o' the benefits of government-subsidized sugar alternatives." "What if you can't convince me?" "Then I inject in yer veins." "I'm convinced!"