Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 12, 2007
SLURP GLURP LICK "Man, I loves me my ice cream, but it is so darned bad for me." "I wonder if people will ever be able to stop eating food that is unhealthy for them." "Perhaps. If it melts before they are able to finish it." "Whoops, let me go find a wet-nap."