Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 25, 2007
"I'm going to give my 'Good Vibes' DVD another chance." "It said thru the power of positive thinking I can become a money magnet. So I wrote myself a check for the amount I think the universe owes me." "Is money so tired into your idea of happiness that you're going to waste your time previsualizing monetary wealth and ignore the fact that you're alive, healthy and you have people around who care about you?" "I'm sorry, what? Hey, you think if I gave this to a bank they would cash it? I know, probably not, right? But what if, Cow, what if?" "I'm joining Scientology just to spite you."