Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 20, 2007
"What if we're dolphins?" "I mean, what if when the aliens arrive, we are so different from them that instead of seeing mankind as their equal, they simply find us cute and want to take us back to their planet to perform in theme-based amusement parks?" "I wouldn't worry." "See, what you do is, you fill the White House up with water and put a bunch of dolphins in suits inside. That way when the aliens do arrive, they'll think dolphins run the planet and will want to take them back instead." "Why the suits?" "Ya gotta sell it. The aliens will've mastered interstellar space travel. They won't be stupid."