Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 03, 2007
"Gandhi showed us with civil disobedience that violence is obsolete. He was able to peacefully drive the British out of India." "With no violence? Was Gandhi a wuss?" "No, he was a great man who stood for..." "I bet if Gandhi cut his leg, Wuss-tershire sauce would come out." "If he were here right now..." "If Gandhi were here right now, I'd ask him, 'Wuss-up?'" "Quit callin' Gandhi a wuss!" "What you gon' do 'bout it?" "Forgive me, Gandhi!!"