Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 28, 2007
"I looked into the abyss today, Cow." "I looked into the abyss and saw myself staring back at me. I've realized that I'm not a good person. Sure, I've always tried to live my life according to society's laws. But today, with one act, I've transformed and have become evil incarnate." "You tore the tag off your mattress?" "I hear sirens. You don't think I tripped some kind of silent alarm, do you?" "Don't worry, you're not evil. You're just dumb."