Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for February 10, 2007
"Isn't everybody pretty much the same?" "One person isn't necessarily more evil than another. We all start out the same and become who we are based on our environment." "Like, I don't blame my sister for super-gluing my hands to this tree branch. She's not evil. She's just a product of her environment." "You replaced her shampoo with Nair." "I might have something to do with that environment."