Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 23, 2006
"So have you decided what you want for Christmas?" "I don't think I want anything." "I feel I've got everything I really need out of life. A best friend. A place to live." "If I could have anything, it would be that all the other people in the world could be as happy and fortunate as I am." "How 'bout nose hair trimmers?" "How 'bout a new best friend?"