Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 20, 2006
"OK, I get it. Jesus' birthday is Christmas. But why did they move the date? If perhaps he was born in the spring, why not celebrate his birthday then? Is it too close to the 4th of July?" "No, that can't be it. The declaration of independence happened like 1776 years after Jesus died." "Jesus died?" "Where are you when your family's at church?"