Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 06, 2006
"Even if the United States decides to cut its carbon emissions, how do we know that countries like China, with its rapid industrialization, will follow suit?" "We could boycott all the offending countries. We won't buy any products that are manufactured in any country not trying to cut their emissions." "We will be vigilant, Cow. For there is only so much ozone left. That's why I started my boycott this morning." "You read your clothing labels?" "My bloomers were made in Guatemala." "Thank goodness."