Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 01, 2006
"You know how stuff in dreams symbolizes how you really feel." "Like if you dream that all your teeth fall out, you feel powerless. Or if you dream that you go to school in your underwear, you are insecure." "What do you think it means if you dream you are a giant potato rolling away from Benito Mussolini who is trying to chase you down and make you shave his giant beard made of live Brazilian tree frogs?" "There might be a natural gas leak in your room." "Sometimes I wake up and my brain itches."