Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 31, 2006
"I read the other day that a chimpanzee is like seven times as strong as a regular man." "Who would've thought those little chimps were so strong?" "Still, though, if it ever came right down to it, him or me, I feel deep down inside I could beat up a chimp." "You want to beat up a chimp?" "Only if he pushed me, Cow. Only if he pushed me."