Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 18, 2006
"I'm afraid of identity theft, Cow. Think of how many places have your personal information." "You're reeling off your social security number, your pin number, your credit card over cell phone lines, over the Internet. Anybody can get to it." "And even if you've been careful, some place that has your info has either sent it to the wrong address or lost a laptop with your info on it." "You just can't win, Cow." "Who's Cow? My name is Akmad Espinosa von Higginbottom."