Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 13, 2006
"Well, it looks like we are stuck in this cornfield for the long haul. We better make the best of it." "We should set up a system of government to maintain some semblance of order." "I nominate myself for president of Corntopia." "Corntopia?" "Do you have any better suggestions?" "I was kind of hoping for Calicornia?" "Cornada has a nice ring."