Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 08, 2006
"When we win the lottery, what are you going to do with your half?" "Well, I'd give like half of it to charity because, hey, it's easy money." "I know, totally, me too." "Then I'd spend the rest of the money makin' em pay. Yup, anyone who kept me down along the way would finally get what was coming." "You're spending your winnings on charity and revenge?" "Yes...That and root beer."