Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for June 06, 2006
"Check it out, Cow!! I bought my first lottery ticket." SUPA LOTTA "I thought you had to be eighteen to buy a lottery ticket." "I do, but the guy behind the counter was cool." "He said that he probably wouldn't get in trouble because I had a better chance of getting trampled by a brigade of armored horses time-traveling from 14th century France than winning." "Kind of ruins it a bit." "A bit."