Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 19, 2006
"Throwing away your break dancing book?" "Yeah. Break dancing's dangerous. Apparently you can compact vertebrae when you spin on your head." "Who knew?" "I mean, you'd think they'd at least try to warn you. I don't see one thing that explains..." "Oh, wait, 'Chapter One: Break dancing may lead to serious injury or even death.'" "Probably shouldn't have skipped that one."