Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for January 08, 2006
"I neglected to mention I once stared down a fish, so you should probably just give up now." "But fish don't have eyelids." "Exactly." "I stared at it so long, it evolved eyelids just so it could blink and recognize my dominance." "So if I were you I'd just give up now." "Because I can wait however many millennia it takes..." (blow) "I won." "You can't do that!!"