Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 15, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  3 months ago

    “Ears” to discombobulation.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago

    The new Wonder Brush. The first brush that can clean your teeth and remove ear wax!

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    But in his case, it was never going to help.

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    Crumb creator 3 months ago

    He’s going to need a new toothbrush after that.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    And did you use “mental” floss?

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    Is he a member of Congress?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    And no blood. I’m impressed.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    All multitasking ever guarantees is that nothing ever gets done

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    don’t text and brush…

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    You’re not done until you’ve cleaned out the ol’ brain bucket!

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    Egrayjames  3 months ago

    Getting dressed and getting coffee is the only must-tasking I do in the morning…..and some times I don’t even bother with the first.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    Too many political ads

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    MRC112  3 months ago

    I tell people at work that if you ask me a question before I’ve had my first cup of coffee in the morning, you get what you’re given. No promises it’ll be right.

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    nancyb creator 3 months ago

    He’s brushing his teeth with the cream.

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 months ago

    I can barely make my morning coffee before I’ve had my morning coffee.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Well, I’m not sure about his teeth, but at least his ears will be clean.

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    Ivan the Terrible   3 months ago

    Just what I need to see just before breakfast. Nearly threw-up!

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    Chris  3 months ago

    at least his brain is clean… as well as his ears. :J

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    ira.crank  3 months ago

    Multi-taskers should always have a broom to clean up the mess.

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    purepaul Premium Member 3 months ago

    Anyway, multitasking never works.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    No more dirty thoughts this morning.

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    luca.debus creator 3 months ago

    Actually, that’s a very efficient way to clean your ears!

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    tee929  3 months ago

    Mental Floss works a lot easier!

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    The Tooninator creator 3 months ago

    Nothing like earwax on a toothbrush to start the day off right

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    And you shouldn’t operate heavy machinery before coffee.

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    davewhamond creator 3 months ago

    Ha! Don’t forget to use mental floss (my favorite B. Kliban cartoon) !

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    coltish1.  3 months ago

    I told my mother-in-law a joke and she told me to do exactly this.

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    cactusbob333  3 months ago

    Looking at his shrunken head, he must have used Preparation H instead of toothpaste.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    “Sorry, can’t hear you, anymore.”

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