Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 17, 2022

“Misstepping” stones.

The little lady is keeping you in line

Seven sins or fewer.

Lying isn’t allowed in this line.

That’s a few flights down the stairway to Heaven!

Keep your receipt handy, for examination at the door..

Self checkout is h…

Because everyone thinks they’re good enough… “I never killed anybody” …

Self checkout? Suicide line goes down in another direction.

Forbid you should waste a coupon at the last (very last) opportunity.

Nine sins or less. :)

Self checkout requires passing an automated lie detector.

Checking out already? But you just got here.

Wait’ll you see where Pete scans you!

Try to “do it yourself” and “checked out” is exactly what you’ll be! Eph. 2:8-9: “For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God—not by works, so that no one can boast.”