Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 11, 2022

The nest of ill re"puke".

Why are all the birds wearing glasses?

All the better to see its readers….

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me

I think I’ll go eat worms!

Big fat juicy ones

Eensie weensy squeensy ones

See how they wiggle and squirm!

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one

Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

Up comes the first one, up comes the second one

Oh how they wiggle and squirm!

I bite off the heads, and suck out the juice

And throw the skins away!

Nobody knows how fat I grow

On worms three times a day!

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me

I think I’ll go eat worms!

Big fat juicy ones

Eensie weensy squeensy ones

See how they wiggle and squirm!

What are, “Words never heard in a nest”?

Sorry, Ralph.

But it’s gluten free

He’ll probably eat the nest.

he’ll have to chew over that offer…