Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 07, 2022

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  5 months ago

    He answered with a “scythe” of relief.

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    C  5 months ago

    Waiting for the scything comeback

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    Lady loves a joke  5 months ago

    Just fine, thanks. He ‘lives’ for his work.

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    Farside99  5 months ago

    I realize that if I didn’t do my job, the world would be wall-to-wall people.

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    Qiset  5 months ago

    To quote Darkman, “I’m learning to live with a lot of things.”

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    Superfrog  5 months ago

    He survives by dead reckoning.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    We all has to lives with ourselfs. We can’t get rid of us selfs.

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    Egrayjames  5 months ago

    I think he enjoys boating on the River Styx.

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    bobpeters61  5 months ago

    Looks like counsel don’t fear the reaper.

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    [Traveler]  5 months ago

    He loves cowbell

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    cdward  5 months ago

    Don’t have to.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    He is resigned to the fact that it is the task he is assigned to “live”.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Grim Reapers reply to the lawyer:

    Grim Reaper: "Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say “let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say.” Well, you’re dead now, so shut up."

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    loridobson Premium Member 5 months ago

    Dead lawyer walking.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Ask Putin that question?

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    JoshHere  5 months ago

    He is dead to himself

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    the lost wizard  5 months ago

    I’m just the messenger. :(

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    Buckeye67  5 months ago

    He has no problem at all because he doesn’t become emotionally involved in his work.

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    Lots of Valium.

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    Another Take  5 months ago

    What’s Wayne LaPierre testifying about?

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    KEA  5 months ago

    I live much better with myself than with anybody else.

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    As You Wish (ex Stillfickled) Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’ve always wondered how one gets beside themselves?

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oh, that’s definitely a “final question”!

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    it helps that he’s got a killer job…

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