Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 14, 2022

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  about 1 month ago

    Get one with a “spike” (not a dog).

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    C  about 1 month ago

    The decline of western civilization

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    Superfrog  about 1 month ago

    I’d be leaning towards an incliner.

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    cdward  about 1 month ago

    We finally convinced my father to get a lift-chair (well, purchased without his knowledge and had it mysteriously arrive one day) that helps him stand up. Before that, getting up was just too difficult, so he spent most of the time lying down or sitting in his recliner. A sure recipe for atrophy. He’s stubborn, but after having it for a couple of weeks, he really loves being able to get up when he wants without help — and he’s moving around much more. So his new chair is definitely not a decliner.

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    goboboyd  about 1 month ago

    Get one with the optional Hot Toddy warmer in the arm rest.

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    Retrac Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Years ago I bought a recliner to watch TV. Later I complained to the sales lady it didn’t work out. I kept falling asleep.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Dad would sit in his recliner while I played the piano. After almost drowning me out with his snoring, he would tell me how much he enjoyed my playing.

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    paranormal  about 1 month ago

    That’s what Retirement is…

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    Raging Moderate  about 1 month ago

    Forget the chair, it’s my TV that should go. Just don’t tell my spouse, she thinks so too.

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    mwksix  about 1 month ago

    I bet it’s the credit department that’s the real decliner…

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    Nice try, but sitting in front of TV all day was the plan.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  about 1 month ago

    “What the hell do you think I want a comfortable chair for? This is what I’m planning on doing in it!”

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