Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 02, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  over 1 year ago

    “Pillow talk”.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Happiness is a warm puppy. Charles Schulz – Peanuts.

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    That’s rock-bottom.

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    whahoppened  over 1 year ago

    It’s more than that. Flesh can be squeezed to the point of dying.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The climber says: “Ok. Hold that thought. I’ll be right back”.

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    Ubintold  over 1 year ago

    He ought to know.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    cause I’m gonna push you off and you’d better hope that happiness is there to cushion your fall. :D

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    “… At least right now it would bring some happiness to me. Did you bring one with you? It’s been a real pain sitting here on this hard rock.”

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    ncdrifter  over 1 year ago

    An outhouse wouldn’t hurt either.

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    loridobson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “Poke him with the soft cushion!”

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …and a golden parachute…

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    Considering the available facilities, an inflatable donut is a gift of mercy.

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    j.l.farmer  over 1 year ago

    he will need more than a soft cushion to survive if he falls from that height!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Maybe but a firm mattress invokes even more joy.

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    tee929  over 1 year ago

    …and Charmin!

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