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Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 28, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  2 months ago

    No (wo)man is an "aisle"land.

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    wldhrsy2luv  2 months ago

    Picky, picky, picky!

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    C  2 months ago

    Wish they did enforce checkout limits.

    And don’t ask me about people that only start fishing through their purse for payment after the last item is rung up.

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    whahoppened  2 months ago

    So, dump that bag-o green things and make her run ’em thru one-at-a-time!

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago

    Darn, I thought none of them could count!

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    Zykoic  2 months ago

    “Unidentified object in the bagging area.” while I am trying to get the plastic bags open. Takes a while. Then the station lights up like I won a Las Vegas slot machine jackpot! Luckily I was wearing a mask so I could not be identified…..

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    zerotvus  2 months ago

    aren’t there more than 16 flakes in this corn flake box????

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    ….and never to return

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    When she goes back to the Express Lane, she should express her feelings about these rules.

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    hollisson Premium Member 2 months ago

    The worst thing about the Express Lane is they always put the slowest cashier there. It takes as long for 20 items as it does a full cart in the other lanes.

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    davanden  2 months ago

    Fair is fair.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member 2 months ago

    They have mostly ridden themselves of the “fast lane” in favor of multiple self service areas. And I almost always have one item that it can’t scan…

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 2 months ago

    I think it would be a good idea for the grocery store to employ a huge bouncer at the express lane. I would love to see “Mr. Slick” get body slammed.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Someone’s not clear on the concept.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    Sweep some gum off the counter display onto the belt.

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    christelisbetty  2 months ago

    Are you sure there isn’t enough? Bend over and count them as I shove them up your…..

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    chromosome Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sometimes the express lines are longer than some of the others, and I will take my small order to a regular line.

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