April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
These things must be carefully weighed & “measured”.
I have a good suit. Just slit it up the back and it will fit.
go out as you came in – best to buried in your birthday suit
Believe it or not, I don’t own a suit and have never actually worn one. Better yet, I don’t own a cell phone either.
Don’t get buried in a tie. Those things are dangerous.
derr… um, okay.
My wife and I have opted for cremation. You come to the wake in a fancy jar! It’s cheaper and move environmentally friendly.
Dark, very dark.
Most people that attend my church have opted for cremation. We have had very few burials over the most recent years.
There appears to be a buzzard manikin (buzikin) in the background.
Wouldn’t be caught dead in that one.
Nah. I’ll just rent a tux for the actual ceremony, then they can bury me in my robe and bunny slippers.
But with the popularity of Zoom conferences, I’m mostly selling sports coats. Pants – not so much.
Ha. Cargo shorts, a favourite aloha shirt and a certain paint scheme on my prosthetic leg.
Do they own a bad suit they can be cremated in?
You don’t need a full suit, just the jacket is enough.
Since I’ve always been an ash hole, I’m opting for cremation!
And that ain’t it.
I don’t even have a decent suit to go to other people’s funerals.
Good. Now I’m wondering what my wife will decide to bury me in. I hope we got ride of that yellow leisure suit.
Yet another pointless post-death expense. Just toss me in the oven and then scatter me on a beach when I’m done with this body.
For me, it’ll be pajamas.
Suits suck. One more reason to opt for cremation.